We drove to the cool surfing town Jeffery’s Bay but the weather was like Wales, then to Port Elizabeth for the highest bungee jump in the world! We headed North to the Cedeberg Mountains where we discovered soloing on the wolfberg arch especially my responsibility for my friends who have never been climbing before, I think I have given him a scar from what happened! In the end we got lost, it got dark, it even started to freeze. We scrambled down the gorge that I doubt anyone has ever been down before. It was so dense and sharp bushes everywhere. After hours we hit the road, but not near the car but the other side of the mountain which was about 30 km away from the car, but today miracles happen as there was a 4wd coming towards us at that time of the night and we were saved.
Namibia was like being in the sauna 24/7 in fact I couldn’t breath properly especially up north. However we went all over Namibia and didn’t enjoy the country as much as we could have as we broke down soooooo many times, practically in each town realizing we had been busted from the fat man who sold the car to us in Cape Town. Everything was wrong especially the engine we once broke down at the red dunes for three days before we were towed through the night into Windhoek and again we were ripped off and mugged there. Just before Etosha National Park we spent 2 weeks on a farm whilst the engine was being repaired. During that time we discovered the true northern culture of Namibia mixing with the naked tribes, we even gave them a lift to another villiage fitting 6 in our car with babies too having there mud (protection from the sun) all over the seats.
We did so much all the way to Zambia Livingstone where I took the risk of swimming 2 meters away from the drop of Victoria falls! One of my friends had a terrible car accident, whilst he was walking down back to the backpackers hostel he went right over the car and his head smashed the windscreen that was terrible.
Emlyn came up with the idea of going to Zimbabwe which we then got stuck there and the British embassy called my mother and seemed to make things worst after we got mugged for the third time (some asshole broke into our car and stole my bag with my camera credit cards passport etc) the man was too fast for me which is why I will start running when I get back to the UK. However he kept everything but handed my passport back where I had to go to the roughest part of Harare to pick it up! Too bad that was after the embassy called home as there was so much information that I didn’t know for the forms for a new passport. The embassy told my mum ‘ by the way the foreign office does strongly advice travelers not to attend to Zimbabwe ‘ my face dropped as I could barely lip read, and of course made things worse! Before that we went to an amazing National Park where I didn’t see one person, I seemed to be brain washed by films knowing elephants where the sweetiest animals ever. Emlyn dropped me off for some photographs of the car in the wild, and suddenly the ground shacked, the baboons disappeared, as I looked up a heard of elephants seemed to be heading faster than a cheater towards me, I ran for my life trying to climb this tree but there was no time but being circled around them until Emlyn flow the car over the nation park as if our rover was the greatest car on earth and I was saved.
In Zimbabwe we couldn’t get any money out as Evil Robert Mugabe has blocked all the foreign accounts and we starved through the weekend. The biggest supermarket in Harare hardly had any food, all the shops were closed (busted), and everything was going upside down in a dark way. We even had to get special permission to get petrol to fled Zimbabwe.
Mozambique was a beautiful country and Malawi was a nightmare to get into as disabled people are not allowed to enter without a supervisor, I threatened the boss would loss his job very soon not knowing how powerful I am, lying can get you far in life sometimes.
The Police in Africa are usually corrupted and it gets hard getting out of police issues especially sometimes when we have no insurance, there was even one point inMalawi where we were sort of arrested.
Lake Malawi was a real beauty, the water was fresh but I was always paranoid about the hippos as they were around somewhere. We even met a dude who told us about a secret place, we drove far into the highlands, trekked through the jungle without paths and in the end a field of cannabis, just like you see in the movies! They were even selling 300 pounds worth for 5 pounds!?!?!?!
Tanzania was full of problems with the car, it must have been our 15th time we broke down, is that normal? Zanzibar was beautiful through.
In Kenya we managed to drive through the worst road in the whole world through Marsabit which is well known for bandits, thank god we didn’t brake down at all!
Since the whole trip started we have to fill the car oil at least 2 liters every 400km, we have to screw up the nuts underneath everyday, check around, yesterday our silencer broke and we managed to fix it with help of course. Since the experience I see myself as I qualified mechanic now which I sometimes do enjoy. We have to full tools to fix most basic stuff, spear wheels, our own home made metal tow bar. My car has one window boarded up with wood, and some cool stuff from all over Africa all around the car and is possibly the coolest looking car in Africa. None of the doors work anymore which sometimes we climb through the windows to get in. I even have a little gym built around the my baby! The best thing about the car is on the smooth roads I sometime climb onto the roof enjoying the breeze after melting from the sun.
I am now in Ethiopia, we have driven over 14,000 km confirmed which is quite a distance. The Ethiopian food (injera) is amazing I seem to prefer goat than beef, the woman here are so beautiful but none seem to give me the wink, I was wondering why this morning until I looked at myself in the mirror looking like some ugly human being from 15,000 B.C. Since Ethiopia we have visited a crocodile Farm and we were the only ones and I ended up inside the cage with the man among three huge ugly crocodiles which was hell of an experience, but of course I had to beg the man to go inside the cage.
Driving can be so hard especially all day and sometimes through the night, please don’t do this at home! The worst of them all is through the night in the rain on the awful roads of Africa, sometimes when another car seems to be coming towards you with the bright lights in the rain you just can’t see a thing and have to hope your going to drive pass it not into it. I seem to be pretty hot at overtaking now but I had to go through some experience to become wise at the decisions.<
I seem to here that many of you are getting as strong as ever, reading your emails about climbing does make me feel so weak as if I have aids or something.
I will be home around Christmas I hope, depends on what happens.
In the end Land Rovers always brake down, TIA huh!
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